Mr 'France'

"Zu alone at zer club?"

His French lips close to my ear and his cheeks almost close enough for his brustles to tickle my face. I've a dark confession other than being secretly guilty of wearing more than 4 colours on friday night. I've never had a white dick.

I've the slightest interest to pick up that habit, even when I've heard tons of bedroom purrs from close friends and eavesdropping in the changing rooms. Yet something, ok it was the champagne, that time of the month and his alluring accent that made me decide to play SPG for the night.

"Waiting for my girlfriends, they're in the ladies." I said.

"Zu think zat I can perhaps buy zu a drink? No?"

I looked at him, wondering why he ended with such negativity when he started out with so much more confidence.

"Huh? No? Of course you can!" I was almost guilty of being overtly easy.

I guess he was quite pleased with my answer because he was grinning about it all night.

Judy came back shortly after I was into my first sip of Bellini and i quickly introduced her to my new French prey. She shot me 'That' look like she did when I told her I thought MrD was hot. MrFrench wasn't your run of the mill Prada print model, the ones with insanely chiselled jaw lines and deep set eyes, but I thought he was decently presentable. Judy obviously didn't share my sentiments.

"Are you sure he's French? He doesn't sound too French."

"Of cos he is! He told me he was." I defended.

Judy slided in between as casually as her size 4 frame allowed and before I even finished my she turned back to me.

"He's from Frankfurt." She said,

"Yep, I know."

"Mylene darling, Frankfurt isn't in France..."

Tagged

Wow. Butterfly tagged me. So stealing his favourite punctuated lines, Very.Honoured.

That's the only reason why I'm playing along with this farce.

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Tagged!This is what you are supposed to do. Cut and paste if you decide to participate in the tagging game.

Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog

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1. My left breast is larger than my right. It isn't obvious, but I know imperfect symmetry when I feel one.

2. I never seem to date people who fit into my "Ideal Man". That would be the tall, debonair looks with bronze bodies of Spartan Soldiers. I get alot of geeks, posers and humsup old men.

3. I like kissing girls better than men.

4. I don't see a point in playing Sudoku. Why can't I just insert my own numbers? I don't even like any number from 1 to 9 and I have to fill them up so many times? I like the number 17. It's my birthday and the age I first saw a live dick. Can I include 17 in Sudoku?

5. I have never eaten at Carl's Jr, or Jack's Place or even at a Pizza Hut restaurant. BUT, I've eaten at Morton's, have you? I've also eaten a bull's penis. HAVE YOU?

6. I mis-spelt my name till pri 3 and I always wondered why my teachers kept circling my name on my exercise books.

I don't know who to tag! I think I just killed the game. Readers, pls help?

- Josh
- PL
- Ecstasy
- Judy Baby
- Crimsonwolf