Sunday 18 February 2007

Feminism

Feminism is having the last say in everything.

We live longer than men so naturally is only right we have the last word. No?

It's been awhile since I've let any guy dictate me and the girls are telling me to cut them some slack. Am I intimidating? YES, very if you must know. Nothing my lanky frame can do about it. I'm not worried about being left on the shelf just yet cos men are just there to hinder me from doing what I like.

Shopping. Men never understand why there's a need to have more than 3 bags and complain about having nothing to wear when our wardrobe is packed with clothes. That's cos we women aren't slobs like men and wearing the same clothes twice a month is an inexpiable crime. My only fear is to bump into the same person and wearing what I wore the last time. It makes me feel.. cheap.

I hate how someone makes me dependent on them. Having to call, having to think 'I think he'll like this' everytime I'm shopping. I don't like it one bit. I want to be empowered, domineering even. Maybe i'm a control freak, even in bed. I want them lying down while I lord over them. I'm not the submissive flower you can order to 'bend over'. We can fuck, but on my terms.

Robbie was just illustrating to me why men find prostitutes, because of this notion of dominance and suppression. The greenback has quite role to play in the suppression of women. Are we now just sex dolls for hire? No! I'm going to find a men and treat him entirely like an object. I will tell him when he can and fuck me and we will do it whenever I want to. Yes, he will be my slave and I will pay him minimal wage to do maximum pleasuring.

Bangkok made me realise something. I think I want a boob job. It's alot of maintance but I like I could get used to added attention.

I know why the guys love the local girls there. THEY ARE SOOO PRETTY. Suay mak mak!! Jules also tells me they make the best girlfriends because they're submissive. That's SO against what I'm trying to preach here. I don't understand why men feel threaten when they meet a girl who's vocal and opinionated. I mean, I'm vocal, very if you ask anyone and i'm opinionated but "the right things just don't seem to be coming out".

Yes Jules baby, I know when you guys are poking fun of me ok!

Thursday 8 February 2007

tired.. be back later..

I’m just back from Bangkok, too tired to blog now but the sandwich at my bed side table is beckoning me to go over. I think I will…

Thursday 1 February 2007

Soccer!

I watched the Singapore Vs Thailand match yesterday... at the expense of Japanese cuisine. Not happy at all I tell you.

I didn't even think the watch was good. I mean, there were only 3 goals for the whole hour plus and the referee was giving out so many yellow cards which probably means he's lousy. If I was a referee, I'll be sashaying up the field in knee high boots and Burberry's overcoat. Oh, not to mention brandishing pink cards for all those who misbehave or dirty my footwear.

Back to the match... I watched it ONLY because everyone wanted to and no one was paying attention to my suggestion of doing dessert at Coffee Club. I hate them and I hate soccer. Except for Nakata... he's SO CUTE. Well, I don't see what's all the fuss about Singapore winning cos the goal was like... so not fair.

And why are there so many ang mohs in the team? I thought you're not allowed to field foreigners. No one wanted to entertain me and half the time I thought Singapore was the one in red. Isn't it the Singapore colour? I don't remember our flag having any tinge of blue. Well since we're bending the rules here.. we might as we'll do awaywith primary colours and throw in designs like... the orchid?

I was so pissed at the Thais for walking out. Like.. HELLO! We have a life if you don't. I need the match to get on and end so that we can go have a Mai Tai and gossip about the men trying to hit on us. I can't believe I had to waste like 10 mins of my youth watching silly men protest over some foul and walking out?! Yea.. that's really mature. You can only do that if they don't have shoes in sizes you want.

Which is why I hate watching soccer so much. I mean I don't mind if some cute guy wants me to watch it with him, but just make sure you're well prepared to educate me on the silly offside or outside rule. I don't get that, probably will never cos I don't see what's the fuss about. If they do it, then you can do it.. and that makes it fair.

Anyone wanna try?