Soccer!

I watched the Singapore Vs Thailand match yesterday... at the expense of Japanese cuisine. Not happy at all I tell you.

I didn't even think the watch was good. I mean, there were only 3 goals for the whole hour plus and the referee was giving out so many yellow cards which probably means he's lousy. If I was a referee, I'll be sashaying up the field in knee high boots and Burberry's overcoat. Oh, not to mention brandishing pink cards for all those who misbehave or dirty my footwear.

Back to the match... I watched it ONLY because everyone wanted to and no one was paying attention to my suggestion of doing dessert at Coffee Club. I hate them and I hate soccer. Except for Nakata... he's SO CUTE. Well, I don't see what's all the fuss about Singapore winning cos the goal was like... so not fair.

And why are there so many ang mohs in the team? I thought you're not allowed to field foreigners. No one wanted to entertain me and half the time I thought Singapore was the one in red. Isn't it the Singapore colour? I don't remember our flag having any tinge of blue. Well since we're bending the rules here.. we might as we'll do awaywith primary colours and throw in designs like... the orchid?

I was so pissed at the Thais for walking out. Like.. HELLO! We have a life if you don't. I need the match to get on and end so that we can go have a Mai Tai and gossip about the men trying to hit on us. I can't believe I had to waste like 10 mins of my youth watching silly men protest over some foul and walking out?! Yea.. that's really mature. You can only do that if they don't have shoes in sizes you want.

Which is why I hate watching soccer so much. I mean I don't mind if some cute guy wants me to watch it with him, but just make sure you're well prepared to educate me on the silly offside or outside rule. I don't get that, probably will never cos I don't see what's the fuss about. If they do it, then you can do it.. and that makes it fair.

Anyone wanna try?