Champagned!

SOME ASSHOLE SPILLED CHAMPAGNE ON ME!

Thank you for wet tissues, they are miracle workers for getting me clean. I only don't like it cos it's wet. Well, I was almost desperate enough to clean myself up with pads but I only had tampons with me and cleaning myself with a tampon is going to look ridiculous. What would people think of me!

It's lucky I was having house champagne or i'd have made him lick me up. Oh.. yes he was actually very cute. Silly me to not mention that in my brief affair with anger. The only pity was that he wasn't very tall.. not that I have any issues with short guys.. just as long as they're cute, and they don't spill my drinks.

(I have to say this cos I'm secretly a fan of someone who isnt very tall, but he's widely popular with the people who are reading my blog. *nods* I'm talking about your resident pretty boy of the sex-blogosphere. BF.. his initials should be suffice I think. Ego Boost!)

Yan said that he intentionally spilled my drink so that he could chat us up. I'm like.. that's ridiculous.. men chat women up by offering to buy drinks, not spill them! Silly girl. I mean.. I don't really get men exactly, but most men start chatting me up by asking "how much" and I always wonder why they don't ask the waiters directly on the drink prices.

The girls are always amazed why I'm never offended. But its like.. HELLO.. it's not really their fault if the bars don't place drink menus on the tables.. RIGHT?! How would you even know the price then!?

Clueless again

Blogging is such a chore. I mean its like FREAKIN' tedious stuff. It's already hard enough for me to be typing, but trying to find the 'A' and the 'I' is crazy work especially when I have a new coat of nail polish on.

I took off just to do some afternoon shopping on friday with a purse full of Taka vouchers. It's like shopping for free. Then I met Judith for coffee cos that girl sneaked out of office too and we were drooling over this gorgeous guy at the coffee place. Men!! I can't live without them and my mum doesn't allow me to live with them either. What is a girl to do...

I'm ruining my coat.. so I guess I have to continue this some other time

Mileage?

I don't get cars and I don't understand the fascination over them. Ryan got a new civic and the guys were talking about how far the car travels on a full tank.

"500+"

I was like, 'wah 500+ mins?"

I mean.. sounds logical right for a car to be on the road for 500 mins? It is possible right? But the guys kept giving me stares like I was some moron.

Apparently they were talking about 500+km.. LIKE HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!

Platinium is the new black!

Okay so maybe it's not but I like it!

I painted a fresh new coat today and my nails looks GORGEOUS. I almost can't see my nails camoflauged next to the platinium card so I decided to add petals to it just so my I can still see my nails if its next to something silverish, like that silver cab.

Everything should be platinium, unless its pink then we'll have to see which looks better. I mean, you can't possibly be having be having silver skirts but pink is safe. I really think they should make credit cards pink too and I'll apply for all of them.

OMG.... I actually think pink is the new black! Okay, maybe at least till my platinium coat comes off.

Describe myself?

Josh's friend Ruben asked moi to describe myself and I said, 'I'm a girl who likes to have fun' and they started laughing at me.

I mean like, WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?

So I asked if he wanted me to describe how I look and I said ' I have long hair, I'm tall and I like to talk alot'.

Well it turns out he was asking me to describe my personality. So I don't see what's wrong with 'likes to have fun'!

Well I should really introduce myself properly to my imaginary blog readership of 1000. I'm 23 and I think a girl should never live without a Hermes Berkins and Agent Provocateur. Neither should you even have less than 23 pairs of shoes and 15 bags because silly boys just waste all their money on cars and soccer betting. I mean it's so stupid when you can't even wear or carry them. Like duh...

I like looking in the mirror too, especially when I have to put my make-up on.

I like my 24 inch waist when I have on jeans made for 30 inches.

I like men who laugh at my jokes because Elaine says they have to be really dumb to do so and we can wrap stupid men round our fingers. Hurray!

New Year's Eve

I can’t imagine how many times I’ve been groped on NYE. Gawd, for crying out loud, that’s a $188 dress if you don’t mind! And my shoes!! It’s one thing if I’m in Reeboks but Marc Jacobs?!

Judith was trying to shield me from the hordes of pervs that tried grinding up behind us, but I was like, “hey, if he’s cute don’t stop him.”.

The guys had a good time laughing cos I suggested painting the Pure Room fuchsia pink but the guys said it defeats the purpose of naming it Pure. I was like, “Who the hell asked them to name it Pure in the first place. I’d have gone with Paris.”

Excuse me, are you a bimbo?

I have no idea why everyone keeps calling me a bimbo. It's like Hello.. I'm like, not even blonde.

I'm starting a blog because everyone else is having one and I get to choose what colours I want my background to be in. I suggested shocking pick with floral weavings but everyone seems to think it's a stupid idea.

I'm currently inspired by a few people.

Sash, who is like the best novellist never to have a book published. She's Singaporean, like me but she has such great stories to tell and she writes it all so beautifully, that she makes wanna take out my pocket rabbit. She's our favourite girl. Yan asked me who I thought was the greatest woman of 2006 and I said Sasha just because she inspired me to use the dictionary.

Butterfly, I think he's a male bimbo but he's just about the funniest read you can find now. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading till Josh told me about this. It's awfully sinful to read and just as addictive, so I'll refer to him as chocolates. So he's like Josh's hero and thanks to him, our favourite word now is 'whale'.

BryanBoy, self proclaimed World's Favourite Fag and he has more bags than me! I have a love hate r/s with him now. Unlike the above two, you don't need dictionary.com to read. Hurray!

Meg, naughty school teacher and all. I used to read this quite a bit but the entries aren't as good as they used to be.

Sorry honies no Xiaxue.