I can’t imagine how many times I’ve been groped on NYE. Gawd, for crying out loud, that’s a $188 dress if you don’t mind! And my shoes!! It’s one thing if I’m in Reeboks but Marc Jacobs?!
Judith was trying to shield me from the hordes of pervs that tried grinding up behind us, but I was like, “hey, if he’s cute don’t stop him.”.
The guys had a good time laughing cos I suggested painting the Pure Room fuchsia pink but the guys said it defeats the purpose of naming it Pure. I was like, “Who the hell asked them to name it Pure in the first place. I’d have gone with Paris.”
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